1) Go to translate.google.com
2) Set the translator to translate German to English
3) Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch
4) Click the listen button
5) Be amazed =)